10 Reasons Why I Like Portland Maine

I really love it here, and I think I will keep liking it, that is to say, I will continue to like it.

1.  There is lots of fruit and fruity people.

2.  This city smells like ocean.

3.  The people.

4.  I once had a 6th floor apartment with a gorgeous view of Back Bay.

5.  There are bars and restaurants all over the place.

6.  Old Port.

7.  There is always wind to blow the sadness away.

8.  The homeless people make intriguing eye-contact.

9.  Always prime hipster watching.

10.  The mourning dove that landed on our window-sill last week.